Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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