fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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