No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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