I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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