Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
nutella sex= disaster
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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