Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
