What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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