yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
