Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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