all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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