Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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