butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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