I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
So many bounce houses so little time
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
