Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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