Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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