is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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