is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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