I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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