it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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