Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think I died a long time ago.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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