Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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