do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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