I'm going to jail i love you
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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