I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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