I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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