Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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