yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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