Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
