we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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