he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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