She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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