Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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