i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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