Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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