The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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