He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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