the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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