You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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