Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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