i think my tv is drunk
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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