Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
