Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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