why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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