You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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