just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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