it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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