what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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