goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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