problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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