Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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